If I wrote my “About Me” page I would just make myself appear to be Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters, so for the purpose of accuracy I’m going to have someone else write it.
“The 411 on Brian Sfinas”, by An Old Friend:
Brian Sfinas is a writer, musician, assassin, artist, hacky sack player, voice actor, narcissist and master manipulator. The only thing he likes better than watching the world crumble around him, is sex with multiple beautiful women in a public place while having cigarettes, vodka, and mashed potatoes within arms reach. Brian could be the world’s next Tolstoy, or he could be criminally insane; it’s a toss up. A warning to all of the ladies out there drooling over his remarkably romantic rhetoric: he’s great in bed, and I mean truly great, but your parents will hate him… so you’ll keep your legs crossed if you know what’s good for you.
Brian writes lyrics, poetry, prose, novels, plays, political commentary, erotica, battle raps, and insults. If you enjoy beautiful, honest, and somewhat offensive writing, BrianSfinas.com is the place for you.
Favourite Visual Artist
Jhonen Vasquez
Favourite Movies
Vanilla Sky, The Dark Knight, Primer, Adaptation, Crash (1996), Ghostbusters, Chasing Amy, Back to the Future Part II, Funny Games (1997), Looper
Favourite TV Shows
MST3K, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, Scrubs, Jericho, Boy Meets World, Salute Your Shorts, Pete & Pete, Clarissa Explains It All
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Harvey Danger, Abandoned Pools, Radiohead, Portishead, Deftones, Ari Hest, Howie Day, John Mayer
Favourite Books
Ender's Game, The Odyssey, The Iliad, Ulysses, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Pigmy
Favourite Writers
Orson Scott Card, Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Charles Bukowski, myself
Favourite Games
Fallout 2, Fallout 1, Wasteland, Fallout: Tactics, Fallout: New Vegas, Shadowrun Returns, Wasteland 2
Favourite Gaming Platform
Mac/ios, Xbox
Tools of the Trade
I write, mix my music and edit my art on a macbook pro. I draw on an iPad 2 with Paper by 53. I have a Fender 22-CE named Victoria and a Dean named Lydia.
Other Interests
Cute girls, apathy